This means that someday soon, Clemson will be on this country's coast. You can spot the Clemsonites who are prepared for this catastrophe by their footwear. Whether boat shoes or flip-flops, nearly every Clemsonite is ready for the day when Clemson will become a coastal town.* 
Of course, there are many shades available in these shoes. But the true Clemsonite will only be wearing the earthy shade of "light-turd."** This is their way of paying homage to Clemson's rich agricultural history while readying themselves for inevitable beachside living.
*While most Clemsonites scoff at yuppy "Yankees," they secretly yearn for the day when they can have beachside bonfires and go sailing in the haaah bohhhr.
**Light-turd is also known as turkey-sh*t brown.
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