All true Clemsonites are tigers. So, it makes sense that younger Clemsonites are just baby tiger cubs, waiting for that moment when Momma Cat comes by and grabs them by the scruff of their neck.

It is easy to spot young Clemsonites that are prepared for the coming of great Momma Cat by the neck protection they sport. The easiest and most convenient neck protection is the infamous "popped collar."
Haters of the popped collar abound, but these folks just don't understand that it's not a fashion statement, it's the mark of a dedicated baby tiger cub, waiting for the rapture of the Momma Cat to take them to a better place.* Or, at least a place with booze.

*Incidentally, the 'popped collar' also serves as a convenient way to hide whether or not the Clemsonite's neck is red.
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