It's true, some people throw caution to the wind when wearing sunglasses. But most Clemsonites know that safety comes first. Because they'd rather be safe than sorry, Clemsonites protect their sunglasses from unwittingly being lost by attaching them to "croakies." Croakies are colorful neoprene eyewear retainers. These 1980's style accessories come in especially handy when Clemsonites are on the raging waters of Lake Hartwell, Lake Keowee, or the reflection pond in front of the library.* After all, a giant wave could materialize and slap those specs right off your face, where they would be lost forever to the Loch Hartwell Monster- making you the loser. And it's much better to look like loser than to be a loser, right?*It's important to note that croakies are a "must have" for Clemsonites in other situations as well- like riding in the bed of a pick-up truck. Safety first. Always. At least for your sunglasses.
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